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Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML
I can see how your life is ruined.
Did you get sprinkles with that ice cream?
Hey! That's my job... *Ahem* Threesome!
L A O
Wrestling is awesome
Apparently your Mom has trust issues with you because:A) You've either said something to make her believe you"re about to spread your legs for this guy. B)You have played the slut before or,C) She"s worried that you will follow in Her footsteps and give it up at a young age to the wrong guy!
oh noes!!! ice cream
Clearly you've never had a parent stalk you. It's ridiculous, violating and all around wrong. During my high school years and even my first year of college, my father did the same thing, sometimes even having his friends keep tabs on me too. I think it's a sign of mistrust, which sucks, especially when you didn't do anything wrong; apparently it didn't matter that I was a pretty darn good girl.
hell yeah!
That's when you proceed to furiously make out with the guy right there in the Ice Cream parlor. You know...to give your mom a good show.
I love ice cream
yeah did you get sprinkles? also... what's the big freakin deal?!? it's not like you were havin sex with the damn boy
@70... parents are supposed to keep an eye on their kids. When the kids get to be teens, they need a little independence and the feeling of doing things on their own, but that doesn't mean the parents should stop watching them. My mom followed me around to make sure I was going where I said I was going too. I never knew she did this until my 20s when she told me. It's her job to make sure her daughter is trustworthy in the first place. Why anyone would give trust to a teenager without checking up to make sure they're not lying is beyond me. Even the best teenagers lie all the damn time.
I'm sorry son, can you forgive me? :(
That's creepy, and the people who are defending this are probably the type that would stalk the person they liked and collect their toenails.
loooooooooool
dayumm a mom wood do sum stalker shyt like tht
hahaha
Wow....and I thought I couldn't get any privacy.
something Is wrong with ur mom
stalker moms ftw LOOOOL
so?
doesn't something have to get a certain amount of 'yes' votes?
I think that was FernandoTorres' point. It got a certain number of votes from random members. Members being the operative word.
AHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I see a new porn theme here smolts stalker moms I'd like to fuck or stalker can be replaced witg ssoccer
Creeper
physco mum
so I'm guessing your gay and your mom found out???
she is girl and was with a guy
And I'm guessing you didn't take much notice of the FML, along with the gender of the OP.
She has a gay as well as a mom?
lol
@Pendatic I'm loving all of your spicy word play. it brightens my day .
your mommy must be very bored
sounds like my mom. FYL x 1000. I've been there. if you can, move out whenever possible. I've been much happier since I did that. although mommie dearest still stalks me on the Internet :(
then... why post about her on the internet??? she'll know it's you!
Win.
lol at #8
And? it's not like the guy knew. Hell, you didn't even know until you got home. It's not a big deal....
at least your mom didn't come in and ruin the date. get over it.
Your point?
she was just making sure you wouldn't get kidnapped by a guy you berely know. FYL for being an ungrateful person
Kind of creepy.
I hate stupid FML posts....like this one!!!
#1, you're funny. This is stupid to complain about. if you had fucked then maybe it'd be worse but then you could be like "why were you watching me fuck mom? We did anal and you STILL watched us!?" and that makes her a pervert. But that didn't happen so you're still stupid.
lol #13
She also snuck a microphone in your cleavage :] You are mommy's little stalkee.
There's a boom mic in your guy's pants too. Yes... He's a tranny.
Is this in some sort of hipster code that I just don't "get?" Is "getting ice cream" after a "wrestling match" some sort of rough oral sex maneuver? Am I missing something? Somebody, please help this old dude! I'll be pissed if it's just two kids eating food!
Nah. Just two people getting ice cream together :/ Exactly how it sounds. But, if you want to be creative about it.......
okay Perdix, we kids call "wrestling match" an NC-17 movie with pornography in it. and "eating ice cream" is a combination between ass-to-mouth and feeces. Obviously the mother saw this exchange and creamed her panties and the FML is the OP's mom gets off on her kids eating shit. I hope this helps clear things up for you buddy!!
@#40 That's like two girls one cup. But it has a lot more fail in it. Perdix, they are JUST eating ice cream. There's no creative or anything about it. I hope you're disappointed :)
LOL agree 53.
Thet took it out! Whatever lol as long as perdix is careful.
Aww, another fantasticly weird comment. Well done.
ajjas, sterl has a man-crush on perdix. I once saw him say that xD
It's obvious by the way he comments...
wow. that's a little... creepy?
I think you all are missing the point. If this is what the OP's mom does when she's just out on a casual sort of date, imagine how nosy and suspicious she'll be if the OP starts seriously dating someone. Maybe this girl did something in the past to lose her mom's trust, but otherwise it sounds like mommy dearest has some issues.
Butch!
hope you guys weren't humping or nothing
cuz most people i know do that in a public ice cream parlor.. lol
so what ??
She spied on you going for ice cream? God only knows what she'll get up to when you're fucking.
well next time she follows you use evasive driving maneuvers
la la la.. my secret stalker!! la la la la! hahahaha
creepy
hahhaha #40. I would have to agree.. #8 and #13 that's hilaious.. but hey I think that is a bit freaky. but seriously what happened in the car??
One word: creepy.
don't worry about it. he is probably gay anyway.
Oh shit. She saw you!? Eating ice cream!!?? That's horrible!!! The world is going to end. I swear if someone saw ME eat ice cream, I'd be so embarrassed. I'd be like "Don't look at me and my ice cream! Eating ice cream is a sacred act!" and I'd run away crying for sure. I had typed a lot more, insulting OP for thinking this is a FML, but then I read the "Please try and be respectful" above this chat box so.... I'm gunna go.... eat some ice cream... with a friend. And I'm going to MAKE SURE NOBODY WATCHES ME EAT IT cuz that would be SO horrible!
The point isn't that her mom watched her eat ice cream. The point is that her mom invaded her privacy by stalking her on her date and sitting outside in the parking lot to watch. I'm sorry, OP. FYL for having a controlling, overbearing, stalker mom.
So what? All you did was get ice cream, unless you're leaving out part of the story...
ya, #59's right, wats the big deal anyways
sounds like their was more than just ice cream involved ; )
Oh no, it was just ice cream. The real question was: Where was it licked from?
big deal it's just ice cream your the gag who likes wreslters it's for pussies to touch each other ufc Is the real shit
Meh. If it was my mom, I'd just walk up to the car and go "oh hai. Since you're already here anyway, you can give me a ride home. :D" after the ice-cream... Is it because OP and the guy are so young that it seems like such a big deal? Like, 'how tragic, my parent saw me eating ice-cream!'...? Sure, stalking suck, yadda yadda, but whatever, the mom must have been pretty bored watching that in the car and all. XD If it bugs you so much, why not exit through another door and give her the slip...? Also... you must be pretty desperate to pick your dates at wrestling matches. I'd rather be celibate...
you need to engage in some raunchy rough sex next time she's following you, but just make sure she can't get to you while it's going on... and be sure to wave at her while yer doing it. teach her a thing or two. just get a good guy friend and let him tear it up. you'll both win.
There are two things that could have happened in that car a. Your mom was just sitting there, making sure you were okay. b. Your mom was sitting there with binoculars murmuring, "Yeah, shovel that ice cream in..." Either way, creepy.
this happened to me too. Before I was going out with my now ex gf her mom sat in her car in the parking lot across from us and watched us hugging eachother for like an hour, lol. seriously though op, your life isn't f'd, most moms seem to secretly stalk their kids nowadays
this should read. "today i went to a wresting match, i am trash, FML" also, i dont understand it, did your mom watch you eat ice cream? who cares.
Move out of the house!
WTF? no dats not creepy at all
ur moms a STALKER pants ;) (maybe she needs a hobby?)
maybe the op isn't supposed to be dating yet? or maybe mom was out and about and saw her there and she is assuming that her mom followed her and watched.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks for spelling stalker for us #89. your help was needed
careepy
Your point in posting this is?
hey I'm a wrestler. want to get some ice cream with me? lol
ur moms a stalker
your mother is clearly a very sick and depraved woman - watching two kids eating ice cream?!? What is the world coming to ?
You pick up guys from wrestling matches? He sounds like a real winner
That is extremely creepy.
NO! She didn't. Oh my god! Your life sucks really badly.
that suxx but it's confusing
That's right. You're still living in your mother's home, so she has that prerogative — whether you like it or not, your life is her business, quite literally. If you don't like it, you can run away or get your own place, whatever you prefer. Get a clue, OP.
YOUR MUM IS PEDOBEAR!
The Bright Side: If everything went wrong and he tried to leave you there, your mom was already there to pick you up.
Hard to gauge this without knowing the OP's age. If she's 9-14, I'm *kinda* with the mother. If she's 15-17, then yeah... her dating/sex life is going to be like a spy movie with her mother as the main antagonist. Good luck. If you're 18+... time to move far, far away from the folks. Overall, FYL for moms being 'all up' in your business.
wow over protective much
don't worry, it'll pass
So... you're telling us that you had *ice cream* with a male, in public? *gasp* If you don't live in Saudi Arabia, and "ice cream" is not a euphemism, how is this a FML? And why is your mom angry? If you are over 12, your mother sounds insane. Are you not allowed to have male friends?
#10 I love you :)
women arent allowed to wrestle, I am thoroughly confused.
ummm plently of women wrestle...
Erm..you guys aren't incredibly smart, are you? Ever consider that maybe...JUST maybe..the OP is homosexual, and his mother didn't know? I mean, they were WRESTLING. They met during a MATCH. He is freaking out over her mom seeing them hang out in a certain way. Jeeze.
=/ Reading comprehension? It's SO HARD isn't it? It clearly says OP is a WOMAN. =/ I've been to wrestling matches and I don't wrestle and I'm a chick. Maybe they just like to go watch wrestling, yeah? And the guy could have been one of the wrestlers friends or siblings, there to give support.
stalker much?
