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lookin like a fool wit to pants on da ground

lmfao

lmmfao

hey if you like it rough he can force choke you! xD

haha yah

#58 ftw. :)

hopefully you had sex with him when you wanted to and he didn't use "the force"

oh man. this made my day totally pictured a lisping nerd just doin u with a dark vader helmet on him. lmao

hahaha

lmao

he musta 'forced' her. ~tsk~ was his saber big, at least? xD

Hopefully his Force Lightning didn't get all over your sheets. Hopefully he didn't have a double sided saber with red color.

mmhmm. at least he /had/ a saber.. true? he probably compaired popping your cherry to exploding the death star.. heh.

darth balls baby!!!

the force is strong in this one

heh.. she felt the force, that's fer sure.

Dwight Shrute?

well he can shoot lighting out of him... just not his hands

White.. hot.. lightning. Heheh.

idk about all u but I would want the guy with six arms 6 arms = 6 sabers 

the force is strong with this one

49 wins for tha pic....carnival of carnage..nicee

I alwAys thought siths were gay hence the lightsaber dueling.

lol

1.how old r u lol. 2.am I the only 1 wonderin wat a Sith is??

we don't mean lightsabers, 163. we mean man-sabers. actual lightsabers would hurt.. o.O

@176 I still don't get it

man-sabers.. dicks? x) a sith is a group of characters from star wars, such as darth maul and darth vadar. they have the force (rape), lightning (jizz), and red lightsabers. or in our puns, man-sabers.

bahahaha 98.9% of these comments made me lol

ooooo it burns ;D haha white hot steamy lightning.

mmmmm sexy

I got ur mansaber waiti right here. with plety of white lightening. ;)

Congrats to the dude for being able to break through your force shield

lol, did it hurt when he penetrated you with his lightsaber? and was his lightsaber atleast sheathed when he shot his hot white lightning at u? well, unfortunate, you are

if his saber left you burning after you should have r2d2 look at it.

haha may the force go in you!

49 always nice to see a fellow jugglo is dat carnival of carnage

we are all nerds. I have never seen a longer conversation on fml. geeks unite. dumb is ass if he looks like darth sidious ahahaha. or darth vader, he's ugly unless he wears that mask ahahah xD

xD

Every comment here made me lol

the force can control the weak minded

@angryninja - I got the mansabers part I jus didn't get the sith thing cuz I'm not a star wars fan... thx 4 tha explanation 8D

At least his baskilisk didn't go in your chamber of secrets. Or else it would've exploded and sprayed goo everywhere.

5 words 5 letters LMFAO

Deserved it, you did.

win^

#2 and #99 ftw!!! made me laugh so hard I nearly shot iced tea out my nose!!!

Yoda FTW

Did his lightning find the path of least resistance like real lightning (and all electricity for that matter) does. If so, was the path of least resistance your body or was there some sort of protection that grounded the aforementioned lightning safely without shocking you?

good one reylo lol

hahahahahahahahaha a Sith hahahaha! what the hell is that!

wow you really know how to pick 'em

Siths are probably better fuckers than Jedi. Jedi don't go past missionary.

and sith swords are red

my sith saber is black. and everyone knows black lightsabers are the biggest

unfortunatly ur right but black light sabers also smell the worst

oooh. that's an own. smelly is gross.

actually the guy with the longest dong in the world is white his name is Jonah Falcon

He was strong with the Force, and handled his light sabre well.

to OP: I find your lack faith disturbing. Your powers are weak! 

first what dies iamo or whatever mean and second. Trust in th force you must if you are to destroy great evil.

LMAO??? is that what u meant???

Let me answer you this way. I am LMAO right now. I think Tripout is probably LHAO right now as well. I may well ROFLMAO in a minute.

I am LMAO right now because you don't know how to use google.

lmfaoo fuzzyone

You made the right choice.. if it was in fact your choice. He -is- a Sith; he could have fucked your mind, as well :p

LMFAO

why would you not want to date a Sith???

thank you xP

agreed. siths are beast! jedis too. just hold the yoda and the wookie. too small. too hairy. kthx!

agreed!!

atleast he wasn't yoda

good one. lol!

he obbsessed with star wars wat are u 10 or r u haveong sex with a 10 year old cause urto ugly to get a guy ur age we all know how desprate 10 year olds are

you sound about 10..

and ur a stupid bitch

I concur, you sound 10 years old. Also, you shouldn't use such naughty words.

^Epic win!

I think about 10 too.

wow name calling.. mature. maybe you're real age isn't 10 years old.. but your mental capacity is around that age.

You sound like you're 10

Yep, definitely 10.

the fuck?

it's ok not everybody can be as funny me

babybubz is hot. there I said it..... errr typed it. :o)

Wow. I agree, 9 or 10 years old

yeah I'd go for 10

10 and forgotten to take his meds

see isn't the little guy cute?

ok???? maybe in your age but not nowadays when I was ten (about 3 years ago) I wanted nothing to do with " bad" things heck I probably just learned my first bad word bitch :) but even now I still want nothing to do with fuck so yea I think your off about 5 years

lol is it bad to be 10? o well I don't care cuz I'm 13

he definitley 10... no doubt

lulssz

you are stupid

this is hilarious :D

unless you were raped, this is in no way an FML.

Hmmm, with this guy it's probably a good to idea to be the one responsible for birth control. That's right, if the Sith Lord is good in bed you'll be hooking up again. No reason not to; and no reason to leave birth control to a man who bandies his light saber about.

your just a dumb ass

^fail

lol, starwars nerd. Starwars right? w/e you are retarted for doing him.

I know right? Frickin star wars nerds are getting laid... God what is this world coming to...

haha you have been penetrated by the force

lol glow in the dark condom/lightsaber

can you say desprit I am?

Clearly, you can't.

leave now before it's too late! Dx they Do Not have cookies! Run O_O Before you bare a Sithling >_>

not as halarious as you think

And luke skywalker will be born 9 months from now

As 17 said, unless you were raped, it was your choice. Why have you posted this?

Big deal -- I lost my virginity to a girl who believed that I'd call her ;)

niiice one!

LOL @ perdix

lolz nice

I know the feelin' bro...

don't lie, you're still a virgin

perdix I <3 u

haha perdix u r HILARIOUS!!!!

haha perdix I would say marry me. then again, you already are married -.-

...so what? 1. There are worse out there than sith-wannabes. 2. Have you considered that he's just joking? That he is just doing it for the lulz?

an idiot u are!

sounds like an adventure. maybe next he will be darth vader. sounds hawt.

The Force was strong in this one. She failed to understand the power of the Dark Side. Hot are you? Horny were you? Good for you was it?

ha ha your swarze is as big as mine..... could have been worse and been humped by dark helmet

lmao, watch space balls much

all that matters is whether or not the sex was good. plus nerds need love too lol

may the force be in you

LMAO!

did he make you CUM to the darkside?

LMAO

epic win relyo!! and like how did u not kniw this beforehand?! so like, you had sex, didnt notice his lightsaber being red, his evil laugh and all, and then what; he goes "oh, by the way, im a sith" you probably knew beforehand, so its your fault.. YDI

Personally I would say this would be an EPIC win, but i can see how some people might not be as nerdy as I am. If you found out afterward, or god forbid mid-coitus, then FYL if it really offends you that much. If you knew before hand and are bitching about it now, YDI. If you actually like the guy and are only posting this because teenage girls have serious mob mentality and your friends are like "EWWWW ZOMG!! He's like, into STAR WARS and like, other nerdy stuff like that!!" then it's kind of both.

How the fuck did you manage that? Look before you do it.

so that means my ex-best friend lost his virginity!

Wow may the force ne with(in) you lmao sry i couldnt help it. this isnt really an fml he may jist be kidding and if he is good in bed who cares so ydi for trying to resist the dark side lol

you're the one that opened your legs sweetie.

YDI. As long as it was consentual, you could've said no. Don't bitch about something that was your choice.

^ True that.

What is the FYL in this one? I am a Sith too I have an apprentice as well.

lmfaoooo was the "force" strong with him at least? xD

What's wrong with that? Naw, I'm just kidding. That is pretty funny tho

Lol wonder if he's joking?

at least hes not an ewok...

wow that's a shitty name!

lmfaoooo was the "force" strong with him at least? xD

brought you to the dark side he did. the force is strong with this one. well how did he do young padawan learner? I could go on and on . . . YDI

did he have a double-ended light sabor?

obviously ydi cause if you're gona lose ur virginity to someone ydk well... dumb

well it's just*

don't worry. sounds like he just lost his too.

I get he'll give u a light sabre to use as a dildo on valentines day

you have made my day

number 53 is soo right

# 74 lmao!!!!

Tobad he wasn't a Jedi then he could of used the force.

ur retarded a sith can use the force too. they're the evil Jedi

haha that's great

that's hot

it's your own fault so don't bitch bout it

master yoda would be most upset on hearing this.

um, question: why the hell did you sleep with him if you don't even LIKE him? and if you do...stop complaining! geez....

strong with the force, he is. lmao

^^^You would know!!!

Are you sure he wasn't confessing that he believed he had "the syph?" You may want to get your hearing checked, and then your pussy.

the only thing worse was if he said he was a Klingon

May the force be with you, young one.

did you find this out before or after sex

They are a group of advanced swordmasters and Force users in the Star Wars universe. I am a Sith. We have cookies!

So star wars nerds are gettin laid and i'm not. FML...

Id rather screw a star wars geek, then an twilight freak.

omfg. thank. you.

AMEN! @#133 I definitely agreeee! fuck twilight

it ryme

Star Trek is better than Star Wars..... Let the comments start.

Whats so bad about that. . .

I don't even believe that many people know what sith means... but seriously u banged a nerd. fyl

why the hek did you even have sex with him dumbass? lol anyways the bad guys are allwayss hotter

if you date him at least you don't have to buy new lingerie all the time, just slip into the princess leia prisoner outfit.

your fault to be so desperate that you would lose it to him. What did you find the biggest loser you could just so you could post on here?

And unless he raped you, whose fault is that? YDI.

Did he blow out his knee in the process?

....I see lolz

lol your the real loser in this situation...

well who dropped the ball there?

it's all bout the force

Lmfao that's because you're a desperate bimbo. thtas not any better than being a vergin. at least then you had a little pride.

lol ydi it was ur choice to fuck him

Haha #115

ever hear of the 501st a large group of men and women who dress up as Sitka storm troopers and vaders who in THEIR spare time dress up and donate their time to charities sounds like your boyfriend willbe a part of this in future ydi either way

wow maybe you should quit your bitching. you chose to have sex with the guy

Lmao

haha that dude is awesome

I think I'd probably enjoy that, is that bad?

don't do it with him if you don't no him tht well enough

lmfao to number one

sorry to say but i bet yuh woulda had a better time im with yur own lil light saber

o wow. I'm giving u two thumbs up. for that

why you do a 8 year old

wow from all these hate posts you'd think that wanting to look and act like some bleached blonde, skin faked baked to orange, omega bitch, mainstream whore is the way to go. scary and makes me think I need to go to the STD clinic just from reading their posts. and OP be glad he's not obsessed with Toilet, errrr, Twilight and believes he's a very queer vampire

and you have control of who you fuck. your pathetic

^^ agree.

Just to let u guys know, sith is a recognized religion in Australia...

I love Star Wars, and I shot lighting from my lightsaber.

Did he aim for your exhaust port?

maybe he is...

LOLOL

Much to learn... you still have!!

horny I am fuck u I must

What's a with??!?

what's a sith?

I'm with u 175. I had no clue wat a sith was it kinda sounded like a STD haha

how is this NOT your fault? unless he raped you, but from the way you worded the FML I don't think he raped you. sounds like poor judgement

I'm a Jedi-master right here. I handle my saber like a freaking pro.

I hope the saber burned you hard ;)

let the force be in you xD ;)

I sleep with a Jedi every night. There's nothing wrong with that. Wait. Nevermind. FML.

Did you mean teddy?

well yor retarted! sounds like he's a loser

58 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah

maybe you should of figured that one out before you took off your clothes. the guy is an obvious dbag!

1 word : cosplay embrace the dark side of the force.

white lightning is wvery where now I bet u better clean that up or he'll force u to

hahahahaha!

the force is strong with this one

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