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Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on a the edge of a magazine, where it proceeded to spill. In his crotch. FML
Why put it down there? it was likely that that would happen..
just suck it off. have a little faith, you were hired for a reason girl!
just lick it off his crotch u might even get a promotion
Was "proceeded" necessary?
classic fail
fhl: f his life
nobody cares that u were second
Fail...
wow guess that was your first and last day working with that company
Ouch! The same thing happened to me a few years ago. I got a new manager and we met at a coffee shop for an informal introduction. We sat down with our coffees and mine tipped over with everything pouring straight into his lap. We never did get along after that...
In his crotch...? Don't you mean on? Because if it went in his crotch that would have been something. Considering he's a guy. I mean, where would it go in...?
Also, what do you mean, "On the edge on a magazine." Huh? I'm sorry, but it wouldn't make any sense to put coffee cup on a magazine. It should go on a table. Because that's safter. Maybe even on a coaster? (;
the penis hole. duh.
im sorry but... 7.. did u just say "safter"?
Crap! I hate typos... safer**
"Penis hole." Ha. Wow. You don't seem to see my point.
12, I think he'd have pants on and some sort of underwear.
Did you offer to wipe it up? If you did it well enough, a promotion could've been in store for you.
Lol Soooo true Haha !
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You just wanted to wipe his crotch with your hankerchief
OW I kno that hurts
Your fired
Her fired what?
lol!
What position do you have that requires you to deliver coffee?
YDI for proceeded
you can had fail, an I can has your bosses lap coffee ;o
YDI for bragging that the company was "high end," you pretentious asshole! There are no companies so low-class or humble where coffee in the crotch is a good career move.
What about Coffee Crotch Ltd? Mixing your nuts with our beans since 1973.
I stand corrected. I forgot about them. They are the ones who are so low-class that they pay the Christmas bonuses in small sacks of dead skin that sloughed off the crotch burns all during the year. Fun Fact: Coffee Crotch, Ltd. is credited as being the originator of the term "happy sacks." Good catch, vegan!
I think I love you both... made my day.
lmao @ 24. you win
Maybe he asked for a lappuccino?
'Today, the gorgeous new girl at the office introduced herself by spilling boiling hot coffee all over the last erection I'll ever have. FML'
^ WIN!!! :)
dilivering? xd delivering!
awwww I'm so sorry for you!
f his life
YOUR FIRED!!!!!!
you were hired to be coffee girl at a 'high-end' place? that's not 'high-end' sounding
Should have started off Dear Penthouse.
you should have helped him out and licked it up he would have appreciated and I'm sure u would of been a head for a promotion.
Yeah, that's why we set things that are hot in the middle of a table, not on top of anything. YDI.
Why didn't you set it down in a clear spot, silly goose?
sounds like a real high end job if you are serving your boss coffee!! what are you, a waitress?!!
high-end company, not high-end job. she's probably a secretary... and you can be a secretary lots of places. it doesn't make you special that your company is awesome if you're doing absolutely nothing to contribute to that.
seriously? multiple people can't figure out why she would be getting her boss coffee? she is probably his assistant, but everyone is a bitch to the boss, if they ask you to do something you should probably do it. at the very least you could have set it in the middle of the magazine (perhaps his desk was covered so it had to be set on top of something). I mean...setting down a cup is something we should all know how to do by now.
Why does the "high end" company matter? Because it's acceptable to spill coffee on your boss' package if you work at a low-end or just a medium-end company?
so the coffee started to spill... and then it stopped... but then it proceeded?
were u fired?
sorry for a bad start of your job, but hey you can now be called that lady that spills coffee on her boss - at least you are going to be noticed.
sleep with him
ouch
Eeew!
burning sack THATS HARSH
Ouchies!
Is a coffee fetcher at a high end company more prestigous than a coffee fetcher at a low end one?
Yes, they use Nescafe at high end companies, and bin scrapings at low end ones.
Don't set beverages on a magazine.
dont you mean ON his crotch? It would be pretty difficult to spill something IN it. Don't you think?
LOL 24
u are a complete idiot high end being the maid hahaha u make your self look stupid just seriously stop!
