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Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
You liked it.
EW! I mean that is disgusting and you should have noticed but no one deserves that o_O Complain and get a gift
How do you know it was some little kid? Maybe it was your mom.
For fucks sake OP, LOOK DOWN BEFORE YOU SIT YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!! People like you make me sick.
@ 68 Really? People who don't look before they sit down make you sick? I thought it would be terrorists or murderers, but people who don't look before sitting? If that's all it takes you must be in a perpetual state of nausea.
Ewwwwaa
At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular
I love your comment! Haha... To OP: Ewwww. I absolutely hate it when parents don't clean up after these things happen. =(
I don't like kids for reasons like this
thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.
LMFAOO! and new underwear, too. :p
Hahaha holy shittles I cannot stop laughing. Thanks OP you made my day. I agree with #5. Go buy youself some new pants!
And you didn't see or smell it before you sat down...?
Always look before you sit! Du-uh.... YDI.
How could you not notice that before sitting???
No freakin kidding. How could you have not noticed?
I'll tell you why she didn't notice -- it wasn't there before she sat down!!! She's blaming "some little kid" for own diarrhea and lack of control of her anal sphincter! I'd hate to be her dog.
ydi for not looking were you sit, but fyl at the same timee, that would be disgustinggggg.
Aww, nows THATS an FML. Yours and the dude at Target who's job it is to clean that mess up. Sorry kiddo!
Dominated.
YDI for being yet another woman who doesn't look where she sits.
YDI for shopping at target.
don't you even LOOK? YDI
squishy squashy... did you dig for gold?
so sad!
Hahahahaha YDI, open your lust blinded eyes
gag!! ewwwwww :(
.....How did you not smell it before you sat in it???
wow, i'm sorry that happened but how could you not smell it?
On the plus side I'm sure you can complain and at the very least get a gift card...probably a bit more if you yell/cry
YDI. Why don't people pay attention to what they're doing? I bet you drive without seeing another vehicle too.
How did you know it was little kid poo?
#28 has a point. How did you know exactly where it came from? Makes this a littttle more difficult to believe. That and along with the others, you would have smelt it before hand...
That's true.... you can't dust for poo.
OP, you are stupid if you sit down before you look. YDI moron.
ew. im drinking a smoothie and about spit it all up on my laptop. that is just sick dont you LOOK before you sit? i know normal people do. and how could you not smell it? seriously...
ewwwwww... like ewwww... I don't even kno how to respond to that just.... ewwwwwwww
Umm this doesn't even make much sense considering that would smell awful and if something smelled as bad as that probably would you definitely don't approach the area even where the scent is coming from, but also you/ everyone else like ever looks at a seat before they sit in it. Wtf is this?
who cares who you were with when this happened? this would be an FML if you were alone! So disgusting.
..... I would have to say it matters. It just makes the FML even worse because she is with the guy that she likes!
How was the car ride home? Im guessing pretty shitty
lmfao.
I like Target but yeah that sucks
Lolwut? This is so funny it just went from hilarious to tragic, to confusing XD How the hell did you not smell it? Anyway, didn't you have to look to make sure a chair was a ctually behind you before you sat down? I would've said YDI, but that's SO disgusting and i'm not that heartless. Complain to management and get store credit or something.
1)you would have to have been walking backward to not notice this upon approach,2)a kid who shits his pants would have shitpants,it wouldn't have made it to the chair,3)you tell stories and I don't like you.
YDI for not looking at a seat before sitting down. I thought that was just common intelligence to do that, but I guess I was wrong.
Damn, I almost just choked to death reading this, LMFAO!
what weird kid would do that on a patio chair in a store
you never heard of LOOKING at where you're going to sit? dumb dumb dumb
Fuck you must be blind! Dumb bitch!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the type of woman who falls in the toilet when her SO leaves the seat up. Learn to look, or deal with being embarrassed by your own actions.
I love seeing groups of people hanging out at stores like target and walmart. classy.
Do you even know what the definition of the word "classy" means?
Do you know the definition of the word "sarcasm", xd0rkiee?
Somehow, this FML would have been funnier if it happened at Walmart.
thats beyond grossssss! YDI for not seeing something like that
Sorry I should try to contain myself.
how do you noe its a kids diarrhea wut if it wuz a dude or a girl =]
umm.. gross much?
Let's run through scenarios. The chair might of been wiped off enough that it didn't look like crap was on it but once she sat it came through the chair. OP might have had a cold and not smelled it. She could of been deep in conversation and just plopped. I mean it's a FYL no matter how you put it. I hope you at least got a free outfit out of the deal.
couldnt you have smelled it? i bet the air surrounding the area wreaked. YDI.
Yeah, really.
silver lining... you were in Target... a place where you can replace your clothing, right down to your underwear! AND if you bitched at the management properly, they'd be free!
i hope you got a free outfit. diarrhea is a serious health hazard that could get them shut down. Don't believe me, you can open a store chain and keep diarrhea around, see for yourself. They should have been "oh, what can i get for you? A new coat? new shoes? new outfit? do you want some nachos with that". They should have been kissing your ass even before you cleaned the diarrhea off. Don't take crap from target. :p
Problem: sat in diarrhea at Target in front of the guy you like. Solution: buy a new pair of pants and ask him to help you change them. If you play it right, diarrhea won't be the only body fluid you get all your rear today.
From this point forward, all stories about poop, pee, barfing, etc. automatically get a YDI. They're just disgusting.
time to go shopping, huh. FYL.
something similar happened to me. I stepped in some kids shit and had to throw my shoes away
I see no FML or YDI in this, but I'm going out on a limb and gonna guess your a dumb bitch who deserves alot more then that.
I know how you feel! I kneeled in poop in Target before!
first!! also, wow that sucks. I know. I've sat in a few objectionable fluids myself. nothing of that caliber though!!
