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Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

#6369387 - 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm - miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (5121)
You totally deserved it (13155)

owned.

#1 - 11/19/2009 at 5:13pm - Xellith

YDI for being sexist.

#25 - 11/19/2009 at 8:13pm - Rakayum

how is op sexist? retard

#51 - 02/19/2010 at 12:29am - nolasaints

Not much of an FML, just slightly embarrassing.

#2 - 11/19/2009 at 5:14pm - _anonymoose_

Most guys like a little tug job. I hope you screeched and wriggled around. That would have been hilarious to see. At least it sounds like your ruck is OK. Rotsa ruck.

#3 - 11/19/2009 at 5:16pm - perdix

lawls. I totally read OP's post as nutsack. o.O

#5 - 11/19/2009 at 5:20pm - mercyFML

That's funny because it reminds me of name I got called that rhymes with "rucksack." Oh, Grandma, it's just a few dozen Hummel figurines. A little glue and they'll look as good as new. . . or at least OK.

#8 - 11/19/2009 at 5:28pm - perdix

Over reacting much?

#4 - 11/19/2009 at 5:20pm - infest0125

yea but "Let go!"? without looking back ... that sounds like a nerd to me.

#31 - 11/19/2009 at 9:06pm - wtfwts

lmao i agree, i assumed looking back would be a natural reaction.... i guess not..

#33 - 11/19/2009 at 9:13pm - KCID_GIB_ATTOGi

ahahaha this happened to me :p

#6 - 11/19/2009 at 5:23pm - DLT_17

embarrassing :(

#7 - 11/19/2009 at 5:26pm - jessxoxo28

did you ever think to look behind you before you started your epic battle with the door? o_o

#9 - 11/19/2009 at 5:28pm - xdevotchkax

No. He definitely saw the door, hooked his bag around the handle and caused a scene just for the lulz.

#10 - 11/19/2009 at 5:35pm - xCrackerx

this seriously made my day.

#11 - 11/19/2009 at 5:48pm - itsbecca

And that wouldn't have been embarrassing if someone HAD been holding you back? Struggling and shouting because somebody held onto your backpack for a few seconds... smooth, dude.

#12 - 11/19/2009 at 5:55pm - lyndis

you suck YDI

#13 - 11/19/2009 at 5:59pm - Rico5037

what the fuck is a rucksack? sounds like a sex toy

#14 - 11/19/2009 at 6:00pm - jackace

It totally does o.o Very kinky.

#15 - 11/19/2009 at 6:01pm - DefyingGravity

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read this as 'nutsack' first. xD

#16 - 11/19/2009 at 6:03pm - Daggertrout

glad I'm not the only one that has that

#17 - 11/19/2009 at 6:04pm - jackace

ydi for saying rucksack

#18 - 11/19/2009 at 6:05pm - RatIsKing

oh god this isn't going to devolve into another 'american english vs. english english' debate, is it??

#22 - 11/19/2009 at 7:31pm - _londongirl_

i was one of those people that laughed because of ur stupidity LOL. YDI

#20 - 11/19/2009 at 7:05pm - imurstalker

I honestly read it as 'nutsack', too. "Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my nutsack from behind." My reaction: O_o WTF Haha, I'm glad I misread it. xD But, yeah, anyway, YDI for choosing to struggle if someone HAD grabbed onto your backpack (I assume rucksack means backpack). If someone were to tug on it, you should at least turn around and/or bat their hand away, not make it seem like someone was gonna kidnap you.

#21 - 11/19/2009 at 7:06pm - FruityLoooons

Haha, I thought it said "nutsack" at first glance.

#23 - 11/19/2009 at 7:40pm - Twin_Uzis

Always look, you fool, especially before speaking or acting like a retard. "OMG LET GO!!" Also lmao nutsack...

#24 - 11/19/2009 at 8:10pm - DameGreyWulf

I deadass read nutsack n didn't een realize it was actually rutsack untill I read the comments smh

#26 - 11/19/2009 at 8:25pm - Hurt16

Much illiterate comment not easy read to

#42 - 11/20/2009 at 7:57am - pendatic

I could understand if you were all alone when this happened, but did you really think someone was going to rape or assault you in the middle of a classroom full of people?

#27 - 11/19/2009 at 8:31pm - capthavoc123

I agree with

#28 - 11/19/2009 at 8:31pm - purinbichi09

u fucktards everyone of u i swear to god if i hear another fml i will go insane! u people have nothing better to do then just blert it out? u fucking retards

#29 - 11/19/2009 at 8:36pm - shellough

HURR DURR, I READ NUTSACK, I LEARN 4 GRADE ENGLISH

#30 - 11/19/2009 at 8:47pm - kevind23

hahahaha dumbass lol

#32 - 11/19/2009 at 9:11pm - Captain_Ufail

I'm just wondering what the hell a "rucksack" is... :S

#34 - 11/19/2009 at 9:32pm - ScaryyMary

backpack

#35 - 11/19/2009 at 9:42pm - DameGreyWulf

ok i think we all agree for at lest 3 seconds we thought you were talking about your balls.

#36 - 11/20/2009 at 2:50am - jisatsu

LoL! I bet you said "Let Go!!!" really, really loud too!!! LoL!!!-

#41 - 11/20/2009 at 6:46am - victory25

Wow, this is an FML? You got laughed at by your class once? Big fuckin deal, it's called life. It happens sometimes. Had you gotten hurt doing so, or had you done this while walking into an assembly late and done this in front of 500+ and got everyone's attention, sure, FML. But the way this happened, you're just a whiny bitch. Everyone gets made fun of at some point in school, it's how you react to it that matters. You failed.

#43 - 11/20/2009 at 9:05am - DeTard

Please read this, reread it and then get your head out of your ass. "Fmylife.com is a weird and wonderful addition to the web. It’s a collection of everyday anecdotes and stories likely to happen to anyone and everyone, sent to us exclusively by our users, which we then publish on the site. This is a space where you can let it all out and unwind by sharing the little things that screw with your day, and maybe realize that you are not alone in experiencing day to day crap. Posts start with 'Today' and end with 'FML'. The site is meant to be fun to read and can be enjoyed on a daily basis."

#45 - 11/20/2009 at 12:01pm - arienh4

Turtle much?

#44 - 11/20/2009 at 11:24am - CallMeHush

haha ha , i am in hysteric ,too!

#46 - 11/20/2009 at 2:20pm - loninessYman

OMG YOUR LIFE IS COMPLETELY F**KED :P

#47 - 11/20/2009 at 7:17pm - Willthediscusguy

Don't assume you have friends... :D

#48 - 11/21/2009 at 10:40pm - shadowoftheday

That is so funny, I would love to see that xD

#49 - 12/06/2009 at 11:54pm - zgirl3229

Lol quality FML

#50 - 01/24/2010 at 6:34pm - jc420

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