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Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML
Eggs and bacon? The type of food is important to my decision as to if YDI or FYL.
I fail how to see this is a bad thing. D:
I agree with this, actually.
Haha, this is awesome, actually!
Good on ya. Just cos your older doesn't mean you should stop doing kiddy stuff for fear of looking stupid
never tried that it's probably awesome lol don't feel bad
Get over it. That's not even bad. Having a sense of humour is never a bad thing.
just the kid coming out in you...and if it made you happy, good for you:)
I think that's awesome. And now I want to try it too.
wow man. that sucks! fyl!!
aww poor baby
How is this an FML? Whatever works for you, man. ;)
Good for you mate..
No one'll judge you. I watch snuggie infomercials on days like that. Have a better day!
Hey, as long as it works, why not? Hang in there...
IWTC.^^^
This is just a couple of steps back of FML into the realm of the adorable.
Why is that supposed to be bad. Laughter (and smiles) are infectious.
Voted YDI because you deserve to feel happy. :)
aw yeah i agree 100% with this comment !
And..? Um, yeah, this is really retarded.
I'd hate to see what you do to your food when you're horny. Send me the vids when you're done.
Reading this made me smile. If your life is effed, at least you've made someone else's better!
well, this is an FML because he smiled back and then tried to strike up a conversation and fell in love. The way to a man's heart is through his tummy. =) Op: Do you come here often. SMILE. Op: You sure are sizzling... how do you like your eggs? SMILE Op: Fuck you breakfast, fuck you. And that Op is why you do not play with your food, you will come to realize they only want you to eat them out, then they get inside you, then its all crap from there. You have two days of gas and trying to remember if the smile was worth the indigestion. Then they are gone and you move on. Also, breakfastphilia is not cool--its like worse than necrophilia... but tastier.
A lot of people wish they had their inner child back. Yours never seems to have left, so you have something a lot of people would like to have. This is not a bad thing. I'm 28, this is the kind of thing I might do. I'm probably going to have an inner child for life too, so yeah, this is NOT a negative thing.
Umm... it's not FML because you actually capable of being happy about the small things in life. In these times, people no appreciation for simple things and expect more to find happiness in their lives. We should all find appreciation for all the small things in life, bacon or not.
Whatever works for you mate! You should be thankful, this'll save you tons of shrink-money!
Aw, that's cute. Not an FML imo. Try to get a more positive outlook on life.
Nothing wrong with being easily amused. Makes me wanna do that with my breakfast tomorrow actually. Problem is I don't have the stomach to eat it all! XD
lol I think it's all good :)
I Think That's Cute :) xx
we are all children sometimes, especially men, there's nothing bad about it because it's natural. I shouldn't have clicked "FYL".
why was "especially men" necessary?
LMAO IMHO YDI FYL!! SMH
I'm sorry, but whats wrong with this again?
This is 100% okay man :) Little things can give us joy, and smiley breakfasts are one of them! If I ate breakfast, I'd do this too. I'll have to settle for arranging the empty beer cans into a smiley face. Yours is easier to like. :)
I went to IHOP tonite and I ordered a Smiley Face, so don't feel too bad. We all have an inner child inside of us.
I want to join you. :D
that's awesome
You're adorable.
Agreed, we'd accept you there =) You'll be much happier
yayyyyy
it worked!!!! enjoy
but that's good no? You're happy... :) enjoy