Home - Top FML - Flop FML - Submit - Sign in - Categories - Random FML - Moderate

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

Your brother is a big douche.

smash his xbox and kick his ass

He's younger, I assume by a lot but still that sucks

I'm sorry, but if your parents didn't kick his douchey ittle ass, they're horrible parents. There's letting him get away with something like coloring on the wall...and then there's letting him get away with causing physical harm and destruction of property. Hopefully he'll get what he deserves, and that you're ok. It wasn't the new iGlass was it?

nothing says revenge like a good kick in the face... make it two, another one for the phone

You idiots do realize that "decided it would be fun" is an expression. Most likely the OP is saying the little brother happened to do it, not that he purposefully shut her hand in the door. Can you even think of the logistics for that to happen?

I hope you got your phone insured.

ydi for leaving yoour hand in the door where he could slam the door

i agree, i mean it takes some skill to decide youre going to slam the door on someones hand for fun AND pull it off. how unlikely is it that you would happen to actually get their hand? that kid has some major skills, this idiot should get over their phone, its clear who the golden child really is.

you should slam his head in the door. little brothers are the worst.

I like my younger brother. But he should still smash the brother's face in.

Tell all the girls he's a bedwetter. Your hand will be fixed much sooner than his ability to date.

Oh, you showed me! Leaving the 'u' out of "fuck" was the best part of your comment.

what the fuck does fck mean?

unity? here? really? It's about hand-slamming, not limits on intelligence. XD

I completely agree, just one question... What the hell is hypocrism??? Hello, its called HYPOCRITICISM. Sorry, but learn to spell at least a tiny bit better than a first grader.

Pleb.. stop being such a dingleberry. Your mommy lied when she said you were the center of world. She was just trying to shake your unteachable ass from her soggy teat. Welcome to St. Basil. Grab a seat up here at the big-kid table and listen to some news outside of your sandbox. You don't always have to respond to comment #1 to be heard but if anyone is going to pay attention to it, you should know that it requires more than a juvenile whizzing contest. Don't hate your superiors. :]

Actually, it would be "hypocrisy," not "hypocriticism." Hypocriticism isn't a word. Perhaps you should learn that before you correct someone.

Oh, and it should be "it's," not "its." Just so you know.

Mercy, ditto! I couldn't say that better myself :>

The_Pleb, shut the fuck up. Don't be jealous that other people can spell and use proper grammar just because you can't. :)

Is this a grammar Nazi convention?

Oh Gawd. No. No. -- No. + Nazi is a terrible word for a young boy who loves 'Scrubs' to worry his pretty head about..

Agreed, thumbs up to you Pleb and thumbs down to perdix. Fuck all the other fucknuggets here. Ignore mercy, she's pissed off that she didn't get to nosh her dad's knob.

"Nazi" Is the worst he has to worry about, they bash that into your head practically every year in History class. The "real" worry is that he's on http://www.fmylife.com in the first place XP

He was right, it IS funny.

Your little brother is a freaking psycho. Honestly, nobody breaks his sister's hand and phone for fun.

There is something very wrong with your brother. @_@

again with the people whining about how easily their super expensive phones break. cheap phones are way better, because they know the people who get them won't take any crap so they make them better. If you are willing to shell out big bucks for a phone, you're probably willing to do it again and again. therefore they get shit tons of money out of you by making a fragile, yet highly technologially advanced, piece of shit.

He suspected that you were an alien and that your $200 cell phone (probably very fancy looking) was some sort of communication device to call the Mothership. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me ;] *Just kidding, that sucks. I couldn't think of a relevant comment*

Hahaha that Sucks this made my day u have to love Little brothers and sisters!.

Wrong, dude. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a tiny, dancing stripper popping out of your cupcake - either playing some mad old school, Indian-infused, hallucinogenic Steve Vai licks or wailing like a sex-deprived Jeff Buckley on kind bud. Really? You thought it was de broken bones? Freak. :]

Is that speaking from experience? Haha you've got to invite me to your next birthday party :]

Mermaids are always invited! :]

Sweet :D

today's my b'day as well lol happy b'day OP :D

And nothing says, "thanks for the gift," better than kicking your brother's little posterior for being an ass.

Your bro's a psycho, get him some help.

This sounds really fake. If you have a broken hand and a ruined birthday then why are you on the internet, (typing with one hand). If its real then wait until your hand heals and beat the crap out of him. or if you are really talented, and slightly evil, you can unscrew and squeeze out his tooth paste and replace it with mayo. He may not even notice the smell difference if he is in a hurry so it could be quite an entertaining prank and a funny revenge

A phone for $200 wouldn't be that great. That's basically a cheapo phone nowadays. My phone is worth $400 and I wouldn't even consider it all that leet.

You are one of the most spoiled teens I've ever seen. Millions struggle to live on the equivialent of $1USD per day and you blow off a 400 dollar phone like it's nothing. Get real.

mines $1200

$200 sounds like a shit cheap ass fone!!! my phone is worth over $800 now thats a fone worth crying over!! on the otherhand sorry bout ur broke bones!!! fyl indeed :P

Depends on the company. My $80 phone is fairly fancy (QWERTY keyboard).

Woo hoo, you wasted money on a phone for no reason. My phone was $50 when it was new, I think I got it for FREE though. And guess what, my phone won't break when it falls and it will last longer than yours.

Beat the crap out of him with your nice new cast. BTW, Happy Birthday!

little brothers are why god created duct tape and dark closests.

I like u. What phone you got.

200 may seem like a cheap phone to some people, but I could certainly do a lot with 200 bucks man. so fyl and that sucks about your hand.

and your parents did nothing??????? that little shit!

get a cheaper phone. I've got a nokia 3330, Ericsson v640i and some motorola. I juggle them all the time and they fall on my (tiled) floor a lot and they are all still okay after years. they put too much stuff in a phone, they pack it so tight a simple shake can break it. cheap phones ftw. and while you're at it, get a new hand too.

you still have your other hand right? use it to ruin his life.

Kill your brother.

sounds like something my little brother would do

You should thank him by breaking something valuable of his. This can include body parts that one might need to live >.>

@scrubsfan99 Godwin's Law OWN3D!!!11!!1!11!!

when your hand is better, kick his ass!!! break his xbox and then throw him out thee second story of your house! that will teach him not to mess with your older brother!!

if that was my little bro and my $200 phone and my broken hand... i'd kick his @$$.

If your hand is broken how come your on the computer? :S.. weird 8-)

why wouldnt he be on the computer?....or she

shove it up his ass and see if you get a signal

OMG! i would like kill him if i was you!!!! whata b!tch your bro is!!

only 200?

Fuck you for getting a 200 dollar present.

© 2009. Created by Maxime VALETTE for Beta&Cie - Contact us - Back to the classic version