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Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. So we were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say "I Love You". So I told him to "say it already". Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML

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One of the few times I agree that this is an FYL, but next time...don't get your hopes up by "thinking he was gonna say "I love you"".

YDI for being demanding.

2 years and he hadn't said it already? Wow. No wonder he dumped you if he wasn't feeling it after 2 years.

Agreed. :/

whuh oh, that sucks... I have nothing else to say

OP is first. You should of dumped him before he could dump you. Just to feel better.

Of you ever dumped someone before? It's not easy. I'm ofing a problem figuring out how to break up with my girlfriend of 1 year without completely devastating her, myself. If you of a way to do it, let me know what it is. I don't of a clue. The word is "HAVE" Learn English.

Your boyfriend of two years had never said I love you before (which is what it seems from the way you said it)? I think you should have been expecting a break up...either he really doesn't want to be with you or he has commitment issues...

that's what I was thinking. If it takes the guy 2 years and he hasn't said it, how could she not expect him to break up. guess he just wasnt feeling it, pity he took so long to decide tho. sorry OP, that sucks.

Exactly, I'm all for taking your time but after two years, he obviously wasn't commited. I'm sorry :(

I was going with I thought he had to poop.

i don't advocate saying i love you like. a month into your relationship...but if you've been dating for two years and haven't established that you're in love yet...what exactly have you been doing this whole time?

I'm with you on this one. Two years and no "I love you?" Absurd. But more to the point: Who paid for breakfast?

That suuucks... FYL and I agree with #3

Its not really an FYL... Are people not allowed to dump one another or something? Suck it up and move along.

That sort of thing happens every day, you're not the only one who has ever gotten dumped. Two years is a long time you had it coming

Two years and he'd never told you he loved you? Sounds like you needed to go to Egypt and get him blown up by Megatron.

Baha! Nice piece-o-crap movie reference :)

why were you even together so long if he hadn't even told you he loved you yet? what a waste of time!

Ahaha, sucks for you!

It makes me laugh that anyone thinks these are real. I guarantee the majority of the FML's on this site are made up. But that doesn't matter. They make me giggle :) And if this did happen (pfft,yeah) 2 years and no I love you? Um, yeah.

You should've dumped him looooong ago, I mean come on he never said "I love you" to you in those two years, that should've gave you some clue that he eventually was going to dump you..!

you all have this completely backwards. the problem was not that he never said i love you after two years, the real problem is that he continually goes around "staring" at people... just saying...

Looks like you were expecting the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity, but he gave you the Grand Slam.

Win

Should've been like " I was going to dump you anyway..." Extra points is it's in ghetto "I iz waz gonna like dumps youuu anywayz bitch..." hehehehe

he broke up with you. oh, well. happens all the time. yeah, sure. i'd be upset, too, but a break up as simple as that is not worth f***ing you're life. find some other guy that might actually be better that someone who bugs you by just staring.

I actually feel very sorry for you. I can understand why it would hurt to be dumped by someone after 2 years, and why it would feel very much like a "FML" situation. But I'm sure the pain will subside. My mom always told me, "Things get worse before they get better."

I see why he dumped you.

He probably met a stripper recently and wants to hook up with her, but he couldn't tell you. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. And it sounds like your boyfriend's staying in Vegas. (I assume you live in Vegas because that's where 97% of of the population of Nevada lives.)

While you shouldn't have been that presumptuous, there were probably plenty of signs that could've clued you into his actual intent. YDI, and yet FYL. FYL, and yet YDI. Meh, there's always a chance of these things in relationships anyway.

Wow... did you really say 'say it already' like it sounds?

rofl

What an asshole!!

if after two years he still hasnt said i love you, u really should have seen this coming!!!! :S

Next time someone dumps you maybe they can send a nice text so you can see if there better way to get let down.

middlechild08 took the words right out of my mouth

Sorry he dumped you. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. He ruined that.

After two years he never once told you that he loved you? Man sounds pretty horrible. I'd just forget the guy and just move on to someone else.

is everyone missing the point here? the guy was genuinely honest with her and had the ball to do it in her person and he actually took her to breakfast. the two year no I love you thing us bad though..

i had the same thing happen to me ! fuckin assholes

wait... 2 years and he hasn't said "I love you"? um. you're kind of an idiot for staying with him that long if that's the case.

I feel for you OP :< Same happened me earlier in the week, but hey, just read/watch 'he's just not that into you' ! There's probably something in there about waiting too long for a guy to say I love you...

poor girl, so that means your single now... How you doin?

200$N IS A CHEAP ASS CELLPHONE! ydi for having a cheap cell phone!

Two years and he hadn't said I love you? YDI BIG TIME.

at least he didn't text u, and isn't afriad to face u, and at least he didn't want to break u.

If you haven't heard the L word after 2 years, face it you're not going to.

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