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Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML

ahh gross. x.x

Nothing like the spread of disease and sharing of DNA to bring a party together.

Nice recovery dip-shit. That fly was the healthiest thing you took into your mouth.

Oh my God! That's disgusting! YDI though.

Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...

ewwwwwwwwww

You probably gave that fly lung cancer!

Poor dude.... good luck and uh.. you made me feel sick..

Sounds like a real classy party...

Sounds like just about every party, dumbass.

@33 maybe where you are. no party i go to has a "spit cup" and who hangs around with a bunch of smokers anyway...? theyre annoying.

Smokers are annoying? All smokers? Forgive me for repeating myself, but I'm trying to understand; you're saying that ALL people, despite their personalities completely, are annoying simply because they smoke?

did you get fries with that?

When you were leaving, are you there person that was walking thru the Garden and "accidently" sat on a cucumber?

Jeez, dude. You're the sort of person people don't need to waste roofies on. Be moar careful.

20 Smokers, 1 Can < 2 Girls, 1 Cup

Have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup? Even a textual description is enough to make you sick. And I have seen what happens when people "dipping snuff" use a Coke can as a spitoon. Both are thoroughly disgusting.

next time something like this happens, remember the beer in american pie. that will make you think twice about putting something random in your mouth. YDI

o yum

*Cleavland voice* That's nasty...

Hahaha epic win

YDI for picking up a random drink at a party.

well thats what you get for using the coke on the table next to you! didn't anyone ever teach you tht thts like nasty? and soooo totaly wrong?

YDI, you're supposed to snort coke, not drink it.

So you took a random can and drank from it? YDI.

yuccckkkk didn't your mum ever teach you to not drink from random cans sitting around you wouldn't know what's in them.. as you found out. ewww

Last weekend I was helping my aunt move and she had (stupidly) left her can of coke sitting on a chair outside while we hauled some boxes to the moving van - when she picked it back up and took a drink, the bee that was inside didn't like it too much and stung her on her bottom lip - she's allergic. Coke cans sitting outside can apparently be very dangerous.

Yum that sounds deliscous know where I can get some

How stupid. It's NOT YOUR DRINK, so obviously, you don't know what's in it. YOU DESERVE IT.

WELL?????????????????? ------------ HOW DID IT TASTE LIKE?????????????? :D

i got two words for you: DUMB ASS!

this isnt an FML, its an "I'm a dumbass, and I want people to feel bad for me"

It's just a fly. Damn, when will people be rational...

I was about to say "Another reason not to leave your drink unattended" but then I realized... it's not YOURS, so why did you drink out of it? Man I was sitting with a guy at a club last week, and he kept sipping out of everyone(in our party)'s drinks. I can't believe people do that. Someone could have a cold or something worse, and you're drinking out of their drink!

fail fail fail fail fail gtfo and die fail fail what am i doing?

I lol'd. That sucks man. And @everyone if you're at some random party don't drink out of a random cup. If you're in your hometown and it's small- you know everyone well what's the matter? He had a fucking fly in his mouth he wanted to wash it out, jeez.

juststella....... BEST COMMENT ON HERE!!!! rofling!!!!!!! hahahahaaaaa... giggidy giggidy thats all folks!! xx

i dont know whats worse smokers or people who dip.

Oh, I almost did that, too. It would have sucked if I hadn't noticed the stuff I would have been drinking was black and thick.

So, what other random things that you find do you put in your mouth? You could have gone to a back room and been the life of the party. It probably would have tasted better too.

YDI, never drink from opened cans or other people's cans. I wonder why so many people voted otherwise

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