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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML

#6133031 - 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy
I agree, your life sucks (4912)
You totally deserved it (2286)

Ouch... but if you like him, then you should respect him.. right?

#1 - 11/03/2009 at 2:17pm - DovdGraaf

Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.

#2 - 11/03/2009 at 2:35pm - perdix

lol that's crazy

#3 - 11/03/2009 at 2:37pm - TheBigDJ

was it joe dirt?

#4 - 11/03/2009 at 2:54pm - stfuminjakid

No, it was Billy Ray Cyrus. Get it right!

#5 - 11/03/2009 at 3:34pm - ScaryyMary

What's worse is she was dressed as Miley =o

#6 - 11/03/2009 at 3:51pm - mercyFML

Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*

#7 - 11/03/2009 at 3:53pm - jadetothes

sooo what?! a guy has a mullet whoaaaaa fyl aye you idiot he might be a nice guy.

#8 - 11/03/2009 at 4:19pm - kile88

Sounds like you got tricked and not treated....call me sometimes and I'll show you my mullet lol

#9 - 11/03/2009 at 4:22pm - ClownSmilely

YDI for thinking PeopleOfWalmart.com was a dating site.

#10 - 11/03/2009 at 4:39pm - perdix

lol billy Ray Cyrus doesn't have a mullet. use to have one. when he was younger

#11 - 11/03/2009 at 4:44pm - blackberry1993

Now he has a hideous soul patch, and looks equally ridiculous.

#15 - 11/03/2009 at 5:49pm - perdix

ydi.... you should be able to know synthetic from real hair. shave it off while he's asleep.

#12 - 11/03/2009 at 4:53pm - xoxcinderellaxox

no it was Sean William Scott from old school, love that movie

#13 - 11/03/2009 at 5:01pm - KiddNYC10

haha!

#14 - 11/03/2009 at 5:28pm - flyboy57

Business in the front, a party in the back!

#16 - 11/03/2009 at 7:00pm - iFruit

Well you can just stop dating him

#17 - 11/03/2009 at 9:32pm - Erindub

baha I love people of wal-mart! So yeah...I don't think that's totally that horrible! I mean, it'll grow out, it's just hair. Now if he had like an icky mole or a million pimples, that's different. but he doesn't so move on and quit being so shallow :)

#18 - 11/03/2009 at 10:04pm - swimdiva

Maybe he cut it like that for Halloween. I've seen guys do pretty dumb things for shits and giggles.

#19 - 11/04/2009 at 1:34pm - mastapeace16

ha ha!!! the horrifying Kentucky waterfall!!!

#20 - 11/04/2009 at 5:29pm - dragonflygal

p.s. I think Perdix has a mullet. yep yep

#21 - 11/04/2009 at 6:13pm - swimdiva

Naw, you're thinking of Lil'Abner.

#22 - 11/04/2009 at 10:11pm - mercyFML

Business in the front, party in the back. ;) I know someone said it already but I can't resist.

#23 - 11/13/2009 at 9:12pm - Munkee

mullet's are cute! on some people anyway. not proper massive long ones though.

#24 - 11/15/2009 at 2:05am - alex_rose_x

I HATE MULLETS!!! they bug me so much!! ya your life doesn't suck!

#25 - 11/19/2009 at 11:48pm - al8

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