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Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML
#6131047 - 11/03/2009 at 2:26am - miscellaneous
Sucks to be you :/
#1 - 11/03/2009 at 10:40am - june1903
Poop wagon :[
#2 - 11/03/2009 at 10:42am - mercyFML
Meh. At least YOU didn't get wet. If you didn't, you should've just driven straight to a car wash.
#3 - 11/03/2009 at 10:43am - sue
Forget Car Wash. While I was driving, I saw a big sign that says HANDWASH......lol
#18 - 11/04/2009 at 2:25am - Quest07734
*ba dum tsssss*
#20 - 11/04/2009 at 7:41pm - spectreU98
Bigger FML for the workers who have such shitty jobs.
#4 - 11/03/2009 at 10:43am - wazdog
haha, shitty
#6 - 11/03/2009 at 10:54am - joran
Yeah this isn't a FML. this is stupid.
#8 - 11/03/2009 at 11:03am - ruben7467
it would be if OPs window was down and they got splashed too lol
#17 - 11/04/2009 at 12:37am - inferno11
oh no cause cars can't be washed or anything!! I mean it's gross but no big deal and if your windows were open you would have smelled it
#5 - 11/03/2009 at 10:49am - KarasuFyre
Close your windows. If they are closed, go through a drive-thru car wash.
#7 - 11/03/2009 at 10:59am - Pointy130
So you drive a shitty car? It will be worth it to pay for someone to clean that shit off for you
#9 - 11/03/2009 at 11:18am - donkey_hang_down
Easy solution: go to a fucking carwash. It's not like you were walking on the sidewalk and got splashed.
#10 - 11/03/2009 at 11:23am - time_consumer
Please say your windows were open! Please! I beg you! You probably identified the source of the leak by the turds rolling aound on your hood (bonnet for our British English friends). Had you been doused yourself by moldering human excrement, we would all have much more merriment from this story!
#11 - 11/03/2009 at 11:39am - perdix
getting your car splashed with shit blows, regardless of whether it can be cleaned or not. FYL.
#12 - 11/03/2009 at 11:43am - WokeUpThisMornin
wow, were your windows up? if they were down or cracked im sure you would have mentioned it. your car is gonna stink for a while lol. maybe 10 washes oughta do it.
#13 - 11/03/2009 at 12:35pm - tigerg33
so what, it's only your car. take it to a 10 dollar car wash. and stfu
#14 - 11/03/2009 at 12:56pm - pwnrzero
unless your window was down, who gives a shit haha
#15 - 11/03/2009 at 3:34pm - driedpeaches
I see what you did there silly willy...
#21 - 11/07/2009 at 3:59pm - bandaidface
hope your windows were closed! sucks tho
#16 - 11/03/2009 at 4:11pm - Th217
Today, some dumbass clogged up the toilet making it spew shit all over the road side. Me and my guys were the only ones available to fix the problem. Spent the day elbow deep in human feaces. FML
#19 - 11/04/2009 at 8:29am - Kickmehard
