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Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

YESSSSSSS I AM FIRST FOR ONCE, by the way that sucks 3 bucks-_-

congratulations.

yo names toby!

So you're now owned by someone? Isn't slave trading illegal these days?

Pfft! Only if you don't like it. The S/M train is still a rollin'.

It's illegal if it's involuntary. If it is voluntary, it's called prostitu. . . oops, I mean, charity. I saw an episode of COPS where these absolutely disgusting whores were getting 10 bucks for BJs. You must be a monster to get only 3!

It's Michigan, anything is legal there nowadays.

Even in Michigan, for three bucks, you don't have to swallow. You can if you're hungry -- your choice.

i might wash their car, but i certainly wouldnt put out...just saying lol

Rofl. Dont worry dude your not ugly... they are all just really broke.

its a girl

Bahahahah.. 3 bucks, all for the charity eh? At least, people still bidded on you!

BID! not bidded.

My bad. BID BID BID :)

Hmm, I'd much rather get the happy meal, IT COMES WITH A TOY!!!!

For three more dollars he will let you play with his toy, small pieces may cause small children to choke.

That was uncalled for at all bobby

oops...edit.

Hey flutist I bet u give good head don't u?

*rolls eyes* You would have to have a dick for me to give you head.

OH LOL I GET IT BECAUSE HER NAME IS FLUTIST AND YOU'RE EQUATING A PENIS TO A FLUTE HOW FUNNY

OMG, what next band camp jokes?

I was asked to do that once but I'm really scared the same thing will happen! Sorry that happened to you, maybe everyone was broke?

what kind of charity auctions off someone? my school did that as a joke o.O

Never agree to be bait for a thrift store charity. Esp on half-price blue tag day. :/

Maybe the auctioneer did a bad job. Cheer up

Well at least you went for something.. Me id be payed to leave or escorted out by security LOL So yah it could be worse lol

relax. we're in a recession. people gotta save money for more important things like fast food. I'm sure if we weren't in recession u prob would have gone for like 10 bucks. *thumbs up*

You must be really ugly.

if she was really ugly she would have to pay ppl

Here, hold this Red Stripe bottle. (steps back to get better view) NOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!

In my country you can buy a whole farm full of chickens AND the last farmer's oldest daughter for 3 American dollars!

LOL THATS HILAIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like some kind of school thing. We did that in high school for charity. Really the more popular you are, the more people will pay for you to be their bitch for a day. Don't worry about it. After you graduate, nothing that happened in high school matters anymore.

Can I see "Made In China" embedded on your backside?

Well now you know help the aged weren't expecting someone in their age range ;)

Dirty deeds...done dirt cheap.

Concrete shoes Cyanide ...TNT

Contracts, Neckties, HIGH VOLTAGE!!

Are you like chinese or something? jk. But 3 bucks? that's gotta suck :/

The slave trade isn't near as successful these days.

When my sorority had an auction, regardless of attractiveness, the girls who went for top amounts were the ones who slept with everyone. Guys pay more when they think they'll get sex out if it instead of just a date - don't worry about it.

fuck you you redneck racist asshole.

hahhahaha

Three dollas to make you holla!

Not only did you sell yourself off in the process, but you got pwned by your own ego. Are you really that surprised?

dont worry sweetie its not u its the economy

Sorry to hear that. Perhaps you were just auctioned off on the wrong day when no one had money?

.... or more likely no one wants you?

How cute is that:) RI

You're a tard for justifying yourself on the internet

This sounds like a person who will try anything just to submit his very own FML.

I can see how it could be rather...well...ashamed? Either way, if you look bad (maybe even know it), it's your own god damn fault. People go for the looks over the personality when it comes to auctions like that. Get over it.

u must be one hottie... well atleast its for charity

YDI for not knowing if you're fugly or not

ydi... for having such a big ego.

Wait, you can buy people again? *hops on horse and heads off to Michigan*

WTF IS THIS?!?! THIS IS SO FAKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY!!! STFU!

who gives a fucking shit? cry about it you self-centered bastard.

"who gives a fucking shit?" Why don't you say that to EVERY goddamn fml on this site, cause there are a lot more FML's like this. Asshole.

at least anyone even bought you lol

At least it wasn't $2

I once tried to sell my brother for a penny. he didnt sell. be glad u did

The best things in life are free But you can give them to the birds and bees I want money You love gives me such a thrill But your love won’t pay my bills I want money Give me your money Just give me money

haven't you guys seen white chicks? it's just like that

damn man people still pay more for a 5$ footlong, thats not good

If its five dollars for a foot long you still get a deal with a $3 7.2 inch. I am sure whomever bought him is very er... fulfilled...

When I participated in something like that, nobody even bid on me. =n=

SOLD! to the man with his legs spread eagle style in a bath robe!

3 DOLLARS!!! Cheap bastard! how embarrassing for the bidder!! its suppose to be for charity! i hope u didnt go on the date.

It's supposed to be about the charity, not your self-esteem.

When you go on that date, just remember: you get what you pay for. Which in his case is you getting drunk and farting loudly in the middle of the restaraunt.

sorry I just cant stop laughing! XD

ydi for having no friends

Ooooo,that's really bad,sorry...

Maybe you should tell us what type of auction it was for and if you tried to look nice to get people to buy you. I mean, if you just stood their like a lemming, then sure no one would buy you.

oh my. [hug]?

hahaha fagola that's what you get dicksponge

It's better than 25 cents.

Its just the econemy

That must really suck!!!! B'ah B'ah

That's kinda funny

next time just rip the shirt off

no offense but if your ugly and you know it dont participate in those things... youll always get what you dont want to hear, the truth.

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