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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had it off. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
LOL
FTW
that's hillarious
ew
omg that's funny
isn't that sad, for both of you! maybe you can help him fix that
that's gross yet hilarious at th same time. thanks for ruining star wars forever!
...yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Never again will Chewie's roaring seem quite so endearing.
You said it Chewy!
if he's nice and a good boyfriend, get over it.
agreed
So...? It's not a big deal.
better be good enough or else you'll have to find yourself a darth vader.
No i dont!!!! I cant believe u wud put that on here!!
ROFLMFAO! touche!
YDI for saying "had it off" Who even says that anymore, unless you're in primary school!?
Cums*
Did he sound like Darth Vader when he finished?
Better chewy than Darth Vador Imagine what he sounds like when he *cums*
*Super extra deep breathing*
I thought girls sounded like chewy when it happened. what comedian was that? Dane cook?
i believe it was :) and was it vicious circle that was mentioned?
Nookie with a Wookiee.
lmao!!!! as soon as i finished reading this I literally fell out o my seat due to laughter!!!!
I'm curious, did he taste Chewy too?
at least he doesn't sound like r2d2 screaming
hahah an r2d2 lmao
how is this a FML? its his problem so dump him, he's probably not going to get another girlfriend
"Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."
Oh snap.
lmfao
Wow. What a shallow bitch.
#17. haha.......I love r2d2's scream! lol I would die from laughter if my bf sounded like that.
But when he bones his male partners, he sounds like C3PO.
I wish I sounded like chewy when I cummed. thatd be mildly entertaining.
O_O No way! RI
I agree. Turnoff! You have to like the sounds your partner makes, otherwise sex is always going to be awkward.
Did you say "Easy, Chewy"? Or whatever that line is. I'm not a Star Wars buff.
Lmao thats 2 funny
may the force be with you
HAHAHA....maybe he was just doing your mating call!
ohh GOD! lOL goodluck with thatt!.
lolololol I hope they make another star wars
did he at least use the force?
Lmfao !
WOW never heard that one before LOL but iam guy
lmfao that is the funniest thing
LOL! I think you should invest in an ipod and listen to music while your doing him, that way you can have great sex and block out his um..excitement sounds.
It could be worse...remember Jarjar?
I agree with
At least yours doesn't sound like he has a mental disability.
what does cumming mean?? give me a call 07764145832
wow fail 46, search it up online, or do you want calls since your Michael Jackson 2?
UGHGUHGRUHGRUGRRUGRHGUGHUGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH oh yeah.
tomandhicky, are you currently living under a effing rock?! just so u knwo, cumming is when a guy has a orgasm and seaman comes out. DER! lawl!
Er...seaman means sailor. I think you mean semen. And the mental picture of a seaman coming out is quite disturbing. Thanks.
HAHAHA Nice Job.
God, I hate reading this crap. Shit like "oh the chicken was better than he was" or "he sounds weird". Like you don't? Get over it.
right!!
C...3PO........lets BONE
funniest thing i've ever heard!
LOL
Better that than if he made darthvader sounds:)
pretty sure you used the wrong version of "come", genius.
Three months? Seriously? You SERIOUSLY think you'e been dating long enough to have sex?
Like you have any say in when someone fucks the person THEY'RE dating? XD MAYYYBE the OP is a whore. If they are, that is there business. Maybe they just like to cut to the chase. Nothing wrong with that. Srsly, get your nose out of their business.
No man with self-respect will wait more then 3 months though, enjoy being alone all your life.
hopefully he doesn't look like jabba... ew... *shudders*
we all have particular sex noises- mine just happens to be very sexy ;)
I'm so sorry.... I had a guy like that once.... Creeped me out. Every time I ended up laughing. Needless to say, we didn't last long.
"Today, I was reading the funiest FML in history. I laugh so hard that I fell off my seat, hit my head, and got a concussion. FML" But really, is his lightsaver chewy? LMAO
#1, holy shit ahahahahahahaahahaha and #65, its a lightSABER not lightSAVER you stupid asshole
omg that's hilarious, I can barely stop laughing. but seriously I'm sure u can work this out with him all relationships need work
better than sounding like R2-D2 screaming...
don't get it
someone's a picky little bitch aren't they. *sarcasm* oh no! he's not completely perfect? fyl *sarcasm* well it could be worse. he could sound like C3PO the whole time
that's scary!
