FMyLife

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931 - 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - miscellaneous

I agree, your life sucks (3088)
You totally deserved it (27753)

What's your school mascot?

#1 - 10/30/2009 at 7:04am - pawpaw

Probably the Horny Hornets.

#2 - 10/30/2009 at 7:06am - redbluegreen

skyhawks

#52 - 10/30/2009 at 1:53pm - thegreenfairy

lucky hawk

#90 - 02/14/2010 at 11:01am - kevick93

lmao #2

#92 - 03/10/2010 at 6:10pm - GiddyXD

Lmfao!!!!!! Lol op tht sux for u

#3 - 10/30/2009 at 7:06am - ajscw

I want a YTM option added for you the man, thats f'n hilarious. I hope someone got it on video and its on you tube right now,

#69 - 10/30/2009 at 10:23pm - staffer

Did the mascot enjoy it or are you looking at a restraining order? :P

#4 - 10/30/2009 at 7:10am - jchansfan

You win at Midnight Madness. Is that a good thing? Is that mascot talking to you today?

#5 - 10/30/2009 at 7:10am - wellinever

Worse. The mascot won't stop following him around.

#59 - 10/30/2009 at 5:42pm - aback

yeah school spirit FTW

#6 - 10/30/2009 at 7:20am - wtfismyfml

happy ending?

#7 - 10/30/2009 at 7:23am - Superawesomestev

You must've won then. If not, there's always next year, give him the reverse cowgirl.

#8 - 10/30/2009 at 7:24am - PimpMyFML

I hope your mascot was a goat or pig or something. You would look so hilarious.

#9 - 10/30/2009 at 7:27am - jchansfan

Epic Win!

#10 - 10/30/2009 at 7:34am - Acid80

I hope you won...

#11 - 10/30/2009 at 7:41am - Chasted

why children shouldn't drink

#12 - 10/30/2009 at 7:50am - youthink

Wait, you were drunk at school?....awesome.

#13 - 10/30/2009 at 7:51am - Im_Jesus_BITCH

Midnight Madness... School... I'm assuming this was a college event? Either way the OP is stupid for not knowing how to handle his alcohol.

#32 - 10/30/2009 at 9:48am - just_me_tmp

ROFL!! i salute you. xD ..FYL, but thats awesome. in a way.

#14 - 10/30/2009 at 8:01am - sillyzombiekid

There is no FYL at all in this. That's fuckin' A badass. Good job, buddy

#15 - 10/30/2009 at 8:15am - larselduderino

My thoughts exactly. You're drunk, be shameless!

#64 - 10/30/2009 at 8:24pm - brozzef

If I had to guess, given the user name, that this is at Stonehill College in North Easton, MA, whose mascot is the Skyhawks.

#16 - 10/30/2009 at 8:20am - stumpygremlin

How is this a FML? Sure it's not Legend?

#17 - 10/30/2009 at 8:24am - mercyFML

Maybe the mascot is a boy and dude just realized not only is he a fur lover, he's also gay!

#20 - 10/30/2009 at 8:54am - sven25

OK, that furry thing might be a FML, but I'm gonna give My High Five, My Thumbs Up, and My OK Sign on the hott gay action.

#22 - 10/30/2009 at 9:07am - mercyFML

Mercy! My mind! Think of my innocent mind!

#25 - 10/30/2009 at 9:20am - redbluegreen

Hell no! ♫ Thug Life ♫ :D

#26 - 10/30/2009 at 9:26am - mercyFML

If I didn't know better, Mercy, I'd say you were trying to seduce me! Well, sorry to disappoint, but it's not going to work! Well... Maybe...

#27 - 10/30/2009 at 9:31am - redbluegreen

Aw, Twist! I do have some leftover Indian food in the fridge and the robots have been busy building a fort where all the things you want to happen can happen.. now if you'll put this tablet on your tongue and just take a step to the left into my den of iniquity.. *leans forward with crooked smile*

#30 - 10/30/2009 at 9:42am - mercyFML

You had me at Indian food.

#35 - 10/30/2009 at 10:06am - redbluegreen

You also had me at Indian food. I'll put on my wizard outfit...

#39 - 10/30/2009 at 10:56am - Brave_Sir_Robin

This is a game you cannot win. Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. Curry! :]

#40 - 10/30/2009 at 11:39am - mercyFML

This is a game you cannot win. Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass. I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. [dbl post in case it disappears again.. oh we have fun and laugh and will look fondly back]

#45 - 10/30/2009 at 11:56am - mercyFML

"I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid."

#46 - 10/30/2009 at 12:30pm - Brave_Sir_Robin

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. *snort*

#47 - 10/30/2009 at 12:50pm - mercyFML

YOU RULE!!!!

#18 - 10/30/2009 at 8:36am - DancingDick

LEGEND

#19 - 10/30/2009 at 8:48am - DannyBoii12

ary sorry. couldnt resist.

#65 - 10/30/2009 at 9:29pm - Plumppotato

Please tell me that pants were not present and it was not a dry hump. I want your Monday to be hilarious.

#21 - 10/30/2009 at 8:56am - perdix

I never tried that... was it exiting?

#23 - 10/30/2009 at 9:16am - BB7

FML?!! thats hilarious! you should be proud you have a funny high school story to remember other than remembering the library or something equally as boring!

#24 - 10/30/2009 at 9:19am - StarElise

I don't think this is high school.

#31 - 10/30/2009 at 9:49am - just_me_tmp

do the humpty hump! cmon!! but yeah ydi now humpty youre really funny lokkin...

#28 - 10/30/2009 at 9:35am - moon_mistress

DO THE SKANKY LADY!!!

#29 - 10/30/2009 at 9:40am - moon_mistress

Hey, welcome to drinking. Also, not an FML. If you're a desperate dude you just put yourself in the spotlight. Do it right and you're smoothe cruising to the bone zone.

#33 - 10/30/2009 at 9:56am - boone

Definitely not an FML. All the stuff that happened was on your own accord. Either bask in your ten seconds of fame or don't get smashed at events. Simple as that.

#34 - 10/30/2009 at 10:04am - PhillyFox

That's awesome.

#36 - 10/30/2009 at 10:17am - 110879

In other words... "Today, I found out that I was both a boob and a feeb, even though I brought it upon myself. FML" Are you serious? You don't actually expect sympathy, do you? I hope you got pummeled for screwing about with the school mascot. YDI.

#37 - 10/30/2009 at 10:23am - blastvortex

Sounds like fun. pics?

#38 - 10/30/2009 at 10:51am - ashleynonymous

YDI Bitch

#41 - 10/30/2009 at 10:59am - Zazu7711

your sir.. got a problem!

#42 - 10/30/2009 at 11:20am - Wet_Dream

GO MASSHOLES!!

#43 - 10/30/2009 at 11:50am - ok1022

I am seriously loving you right now op! this is a story that you can tell your grandkids with a smile on your face......Back in my day we used to get drunk and dry hump the mascot in front of the entire school... did i also mention that we had to walk barefoot through the snow 3 miles to make it there? MOTHER FUCKING EPIC!

#44 - 10/30/2009 at 11:52am - phenistae

You're an idiot. I hated people like you in high school because they thought they were cool for going to school functions half wasted. Grow up and learn when it's appropriate to drink..which, since you're still in high school, isn't for a couple more years dbag.

#48 - 10/30/2009 at 1:19pm - xiambam

He's probably not in high school. Midnight Madness is one of the myriad names that the first college basketball practice has, and it's often open to the public and the basketball teams do skits and have a scrimmage.

#49 - 10/30/2009 at 1:21pm - chalkrocks

I'd bet my ass on that you've also never tried dope & have never tried anything hallucinogenic. Really, being wasted is one of the cool parts of growing up. Drunk driving etc is unacceptable, but just simply being wasted -- the what the fuck's school meant for other than that?

#54 - 10/30/2009 at 2:37pm - TC1

Was he good?

#50 - 10/30/2009 at 1:35pm - Witchcraft

Did you yell surprise? Because other wise it is rape and not surpise sex. YDI because there are so many ways that could have been aviod, although it is funny. By the way, we may have found the next Tumbles the Stairdragon. http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Tumbles_the_Stairdragon

#51 - 10/30/2009 at 1:47pm - McBadAss

Now I wish I went to Midnight Madness.

#53 - 10/30/2009 at 1:56pm - thegreenfairy

These are the FML's which should have a vote option of "Your life rules!"

#55 - 10/30/2009 at 3:01pm - thelistman

ur awesome lol!!

#56 - 10/30/2009 at 3:47pm - RFreedom

in the words of Doug Wilson: LEGENDARY

#57 - 10/30/2009 at 4:31pm - isnt_it_ironic

That's perfect, mate. They'll be talking about you for the next 15 years :) I'd do the same thing - sober - if my school had a mascot :P

#58 - 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - Von_Mal

YDI for drinking.

#60 - 10/30/2009 at 6:00pm - TheLetterZero

Better than being hypnotized and humping the floor...

#61 - 10/30/2009 at 6:49pm - FerrariCake

Hahaha wow, that is epic.

#62 - 10/30/2009 at 6:52pm - SoberMuch

i am guessing you go to Saint Marys college??

#63 - 10/30/2009 at 7:20pm - islandfever

HAHAHAH I go to stonehill, but i didnt get to go :-( im really sad i missed it now!

#66 - 10/30/2009 at 9:37pm - mmc733

Frankie Walsh. Stonehill College. Freshman. Nice job....

#67 - 10/30/2009 at 9:47pm - rugbylover

ok all these people that think its a dude....its not

#75 - 10/31/2009 at 2:20am - skyhawks13

I don't believe it says whether or not it's a guy, #75. Most likely, it IS a male.

#78 - 10/31/2009 at 10:14am - Witchcraft

Amazing

#68 - 10/30/2009 at 10:02pm - KippyNittles

ydi for being a dumbass.

#70 - 10/30/2009 at 10:29pm - L0VEPiNK07

Probably not what they had in mind, unless your school spirit is tequila.

#71 - 10/30/2009 at 10:51pm - SirElwood

Thats school spirit all right. (;

#72 - 10/31/2009 at 12:16am - AsAlwaysAndrew

that's fuckin king. def something i'd do on the piss hahaha

#73 - 10/31/2009 at 1:37am - sexualkoukla69

LMAO, WIN! That's how you show your college spirit! XD

#74 - 10/31/2009 at 2:07am - paulfalcon

omg this isn't an fml but friggin hilarious none the less

#76 - 10/31/2009 at 3:11am - remmyulove

nice! school spirit!! what position??? :)

#77 - 10/31/2009 at 6:17am - omghehehe

dont feel too bad, i would have done the same

#79 - 10/31/2009 at 4:08pm - Hillbilly_Deluxe

this isn't an fml, this is an ftw XD

#80 - 10/31/2009 at 6:17pm - hi5534

you're my new hero. Wish I could see it on ESPN

#81 - 10/31/2009 at 7:47pm - kieffa

did you win the contest?

#82 - 11/01/2009 at 9:08am - iFail_at_life

that's awesome

#83 - 11/01/2009 at 12:11pm - Gandalf_Baggins

LOL!! that is a ton of school spirit if you ask me! I hope you won .>

#84 - 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - Boy_Flow

You're still responsible. YDI

#85 - 11/02/2009 at 5:01am - FoundManyLemons

you need anything else to hump i'm sure i can satisfy. but seriously heres my number 07764145832

#86 - 11/06/2009 at 1:43pm - tomandhicky

it would have been more funny if the school mascot gotta stiffy lol

#87 - 11/16/2009 at 3:39am - Hurt16

Hahaha that's absolutely awesome...I went to high school in Mass and where I went, that would've been a hilarious thing to do...unfortunately we didn't have a mascot. But hell I would've done the same thing don't be ashamed be proud!! haha

#88 - 11/30/2009 at 9:14pm - DEPsiDSM

haha lol did tha school masscot have a fluffy stiffy?? lol hope hes not a fukkin nerd lol

#89 - 12/25/2009 at 10:16am - ilovejustin4ever

The "what's your mascot" comments fail. Ps high school kid, don't drink atcho age. Tool.

#91 - 02/23/2010 at 12:41am - buttonface

Lol poor mascot didn't see it coming

#93 - 03/19/2010 at 7:14pm - atreyu947