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Today, I was baby sitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog that had passed away four years ago. FML
awwwww that sucks! poor little girl is gonna be traumatized-
i have to agree with her on that i would be after seeing my died dog for 4 years corpse in my hands ehhhhh
right, because.... she recognized it? hey those bones that have been in the ground for 4 years look exactly like fluffy!!!
Ouchh. what were you expecting to find?
I'm presuming it was buried and I'm guessing her parents wouldn't have appreciated you digging up their yard regardless. What were you hoping to find? Worms or just more mud? You suck at treasure hunts.
Wasn't there an FML like this a while ago? But OP, that musta been one traumatized kid after that...
YDI having a for having a cousin whose dog died.
U shoulda called em dinosaur bones
That's what I was going to say--don't fucking TELL the kid "Oh hey--we've dug up your dog!", tell 'em it's a fricking dinosaur or neighbor or something.
right... cuz than he thinks hes a millionaire gets false hope goes and buys a cow on credit and when he finds out it was actually his dog, he will get his cow to stomp on you, that's a bad idea
...You have that idea entirely too well thought-out. Have you or a loved one purchased cows with credit before?
lol at telling her it's a neighbor
personally, and unfortuantly I have not, but I'm just saying hes probably a smart kid, and if I found some dinosaur bones in my backyard, I would realize what a gold mine it was and probably go and buy a cow, and the guy selling it would realize it was a gold mine as well and be happy to sell it to me on credit because he knew i would be good for it because he dinosaur bones don't come around everyday. I think thats what any smart kid would do, and like i said this kid seems like a smart kid
Why a cow, though? Of all things you could buy... A COW?
YDI for playing with children
No marker, eh? You *were* digging, right? Otherwise they should tidy up their yards more than once every 4 years. XD
YDI for digging up someone else's yard. People generally tend not to like that.
that's so sad :( you shouldn't be digging in someone elses yard anyway.
If you managed to "dig" up the bones of their dead dog, I am guessing they weren't buried that deep then. :/
F the cousin's life, not yours. And 11th
oops i meant you and your cousin not sister.
WTF? Doesn't her Dad believe in "6 feet under?" Ive buried dozens of pets with thy rule, and not a single one has came up!
ok ima be the first 2 call repeat on this one anybody with me cause this was posted b4
YDI cuz I like turtles
This was a repeat?
This EXACT FML is already on here somewhere. This site needs to come up with a better moderation process.
i agree with numero uno... basically all there is to say
YDI for digging up the yard, what would make you think that's a smart idea?
Fake. I don't believe it.
... is that supposed to be funny? (big sigh) i haven't read a really funny one on here in a while. :( if this is true, then it sucks for you and your cousin.
I just need to ask this, what does YDI stand for???
You Deserved It.
YDI=You Deserve It Something like that happened to me yesterday, but my post got rejected (like always...). I was at my cousin's house and opened the freezer to get a freeze pop and out fell her dead bird and landed in the cup of water I was holding. Very nasty. 27th. Haha.
YDI for not eating the bones before she could see them.
ohhhhhhhhh i always thought that YDI meant you dumb idiot >.
haha me too. (to #29) I only found out recently that it was you deserved it. I thought it was you dumb idiot too XD
well, 'you deserved it' and 'you dumb idiot' are KINDA synonymous... no?
There was already one like this but it was a dad with his son or something. Nice copying skills
'Baby sitting'? YOU WERE SITTING ON CHILDREN?! DD: YDI!! (But seriously, digging up bones is scary. FYL.)
Stop burying pets in your backyard people, someones bound to find it and it probably won't be a rewarding experience for them. OP, FYL that sucks for you, have fun paying for all that therapy those kids are gonna need.
how old is the little cousin? she wouldn't remember the dog unless she was like 12.. then what's it matter? liars dude..
That's traumatizing! It's kinda... horror movie material, lol. I'm sorry.
wow. if your going to post a FAKE FML then make it clever, witty, funny, i dont givee a .... .but to pretty much just change the words to another FML from having the dad talking to YOU talking and changing it to treasure hunt.. good job. i applaud you. you're YLIobviouslyF because you know how to copy FML's. *sarcasm if you didnt catch that*
OP, u have to hide something for the kid to find first, what did u expect to unearth a chocolate bar?
uhhh i got the chills. that's nasty! um yeah next time settle for a board game or movie. have u never babysat before? lol NEWBIE!!
I fail to see what is so bad about your life in this situation. The child would be traumatized, yes, and your job is to comfort him/her, but in no way is this an FML.
#44 what the fuck are you smoking
awwwww, that's sad. poor kid and poor you.
fake, the bones would be too deep into the ground after 4 years, you wouldn't be able to find them if you scuffed the dirt with your foot. You'd need a shovel and dig for about 5 minutes to get anywhere close to that far..
next time you write a fml, how about you tell the truth? i've seen this exact FML...except it was a "mom" who took her son on a TREASURE HUNT and found bones of their pet dog. seriously people.
I think I heard this one before? Nice try.
Really? I posted almost this exact same FML before. I wasn't lying, and mine didn't get posted. YDI you should have told her they were dinosaur bones.
Tell her they're dinosaur bones. The dog shouldn't have been recognizable anyway.
Well, you didn't need to tell her!
FYL for not being creative enough to come up with your own posting.
