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Today, I was at my friends house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldnt see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
deserve it. Learn how to drive.
another one of those ironic fmls.....
you didn't say first! :D
YDI. Learn to drive.
im not buying it i cant see how you can be scared enough to hit the gas long enough to hit a car. If you had any commun sense you would have realised your accelerating
Well then..
You should have looked around your car before you got in to see what was around it. Also, if your instinct is to press down on the gas rather than release it and consider braking, you're not ready to drive alone.
i hate annoying freinds....damn i hate those people...
its ok im sure you have a scary ringtone
pussy
the irony sucks bro
dam, one fucking scary ass ring tone eh?
Holy Shit my cell phone went off. Motherfucker, this scared the shit out of me. I better high tail it out of this shit. Fuck the cars in my way. YDI
i get all your points, but what did that idiot friend expect, calling a driver who would have had to find and fumble with a phone? i'd never do that if someone was driving close to MY car.
straight up... #1 got it.. LEARN HOW TO DRIVE DUMBASS
Agree with #7. Pay attention to your surroundings. If you don't know how to back up a car then you need more lessons....
YDI...driving failure
Wow you hit the gas when your scared??!! Doesn't it make more sense to just by the brakes or like a normal person, keep driving normally?
Irony: 1 You: 0
FYL. chill to all those whoa re saying YDI and such. She could have been like near the bottom of the driveway and then her phone went off and she hit the pedal ... harder. obviously she was already backing out the driveway and had her foot on the pedal. i probably would have done the same thing. That sucks that it was raining and dark! FYL.FYL.FYL.
YDI What's with all the people with ringtones that scare them...
Wait, you didn't have to be warned about that coz you shud've seen the neighbours car before getting into yours. Dark or rainy, you're a driver man, scope your surroundings first. Still sux!
Both FYL and YDI. Learn to drive.
according to FML a lot of people get scared of their OWN cellphones going off. How are people today not used to their own phone?
so you get startled by your phone and your natural reaction is to lift your foot, move it to the right, and slam on the gas? idiot
You'd better turn off your cell phone when you're driving then. So, do you and your friend do regular comedy routines like that? Get one more guy and you can do 3 Stooges remakes.
so what was your friends reaction to all this?
wow im pretty sure the first thing they teach you when you learn to drive is KNOW YOUR SURROUNDINGS ydi for not knowing it was there but a little fyl for your dumbass friend who couldn't remember to tell you that BEFORE you left
YDI control yourself, or get a bicycle (and a helmet in your case)
Downpouring? It's not a word. Play Call of Duty 4?
Way to have the nerves of jell-o. Or a baby mouse.
That's awful...you should learn to always have your foot hovering the break pedal just in case something like this happens..
YDI learn to drive.
Sorry but YDI, it's too bad it happened, but as a driver you can't afford to panic because that is what causes accidents. On the bright side, this ironic story did make me chuckle :)
I bet your friend was laughing when he saw it happen.
Lmfaoooooooo you're neighbor jinxed it
Whats really going to blow your mind later on is, would you have still hit it if he didn't say anything about it?
And that's, again, why you become an active driver... Stop fucking driving.
iiiiirrrronnnnyyyyyy
Today I was looking across to my neighbor's house and I saw that careless moron jump in his car, I called my neighbour to tell him to be careful, still he reversed straight into my parked car, I think it was deliberate, he seemed to hit the gas once he was out of the drive, FML
wow learn how to drive if its raining and you cant see anything wouldnt it make sense while your backing out your feet would be on the brake as you made the car roll back... wow your phone rings and you press the gas peddle that shit makes no sense...
you hit the NEIGHBOR's PARKED car? what kind of stupid are you?
How the fuck are people so terrified of their own phones? My phone rings, I apologise to anyone with whom I'm conversing, take the call, say what needs to be said, hang up, and get on with my life. The average FMyLife visitor jumps out of their skin, drops any items they happen to be carrying (such as a laptop in one FML that I've read), and drives their car into the nearest object. How thick are you people?
YDI... but you don't deserve a license.
downpouring? wtf just say raining, YDI 4 poor word choice
I don't understand how so many people get scared of their phone going off. It just doesn't make sense.
that's ironic.
shit happens
This has to be the 100th FML I've read that involved someone getting scared by their cell phone and doing something totally retarded. WTF people. A: you hear it ring all the time. B: Doing something retarded when scared is not going to help your chances of survival. C: YDI
Your friend is a moron. Only a really stupid, low IQ person would call a driver on their cell phone to warn them about their driving.
That's hilarious
I had this happen to me once (except with a trashcan.) Totally plausible.
totaly the neighbors fault
That is so BULLSHIT. Of course ur neighbour would be creeping on you and watch exactly everything ur doing. and it was dark you said wasnt it? So how did your neighbour see you?? BTW dont reply to this comment cuz i dont read any of your bullshit replies telling me im wrong, cuz i know im right :)
51 is totally right. XD where do you guys get these scary ringtones? The only ringtones I can get are the ones already on the phone or bits of songs....
You totally deserved it. Don't back out unless you can see. Turn your damn lights on. Who presses their accelerator when trying to press the brakes? I'll tell you: bad drivers. Learn to drive.
